8. Nachos
November 5, 2021
Location: Snack bar
Presentation: D
Taste: C-
Convenience: C+
When you first get the nachos, you’ll notice that they perplexingly come in a Chinese takeout container. Inside, you are greeted by a plastic bag of corn chips and a small container of bright orange — and potentially radioactive — sauce that’s supposed to pass as cheese. The corniness of the chips completely overwhelms the tasteless sauce, leaving you feeling like you’d just been dropped in a silo. I mean, a Chinese takeout box? Really?