7. Over easy

Although I don’t like to judge a book by its cover, comparing this with the sunny side up, it’s the ugliest of its fried siblings. It’s what I remember not liking about fried eggs: The yolk is way too runny, and it doesn’t have a crunchy enough fry on the bottom to compensate. It’s not terrible, per se, but there’s no situation in which this would be my first choice.