November 5, 2021
Location: Snack bar
Like their chicken counterpart, the burgers can only be found in the disorderly snack bar line. As you pick one up, you’ll immediately notice that it’s hot to the touch — unfortunately, the burger’s heat is one of the only things going for it. The patties are tasteless, the bun leaves a bitter aftertaste and the whole burger is squished together in such a way that makes you wonder whether it’s been sat on. It’s certainly a dependable option for those who like it, but ultimately not worth jostling your way to the cafeteria window.