6. Hamburger

Location: Snack bar

Presentation: B-
Taste: C-
Convenience: C+

Like their chicken counterpart, the burgers can only be found in the disorderly snack bar line. As you pick one up, you’ll immediately notice that it’s hot to the touch — unfortunately, the burger’s heat is one of the only things going for it. The patties are tasteless, the bun leaves a bitter aftertaste and the whole burger is squished together in such a way that makes you wonder whether it’s been sat on. It’s certainly a dependable option for those who like it, but ultimately not worth jostling your way to the cafeteria window.