5. Chicken Burger
November 5, 2021
Location: Snack bar
Presentation: B
Taste: B+
Convenience: C+
Between the classic offerings of chicken burger or hamburger, the chicken burger is clearly the lesser of two evils. Although its plain buns and chicken patty offer nothing but the bare minimum, it still far outclasses the downright ghastly hamburger. Its plainness may also be a blessing in disguise, because it means that the chicken burger escapes the slimy mess the school calls cheese used in the cheeseburger. The chicken burger has become a hot lunch staple, but you’d better hope you get in line early — they run out fast, and the alternatives aren’t exactly desirable.